The most average Minecraft name is "Saaeee"

Hey everyone, today I am back with a short blog post about Minecraft names.

A side effect of the crawling done by the KittyScan project is that, over time, we see lots of individual players through the "player sample" component of the Status Response given by the game servers. Even though this the curve of new players is slowing down a total of 2.68M players have been accumulated.

Graph. X axis showing the date (range of 04.03.2025 - today) and Y axis showing the total count of players. A slowing curve is visible
The count of newly found players is slowing down

In truth I have many more player entries in my database. A total of 34M as of writing this. However, we cannot assume all of these entries to be actual players. For example some servers use these samples to display some flavour text and servers in offline mode do of course also not return valid players.

This means that I have to validate these players before counting them towards the player statistics. This can be done with the official Mojang API. By giving it a list of UUIDs we get the corresponding username which we can compare to the values we got from the game servers. If these match, the entry can be seen as valid.

The Mojang API has strict rate limits, so it is of benefit to filter the implausible entries out beforehand. By validating whether the names follow the required rules for Usernames and checking if an entry contains an offline user we reduce the amount of requests necessary by a lot.

I will write about the privacy issues that arise from this player sample at a later point.

As a fun experiment I retrieved all currently validated player names and counted the characters in each of the 16 possible positions. Afterwards I just took the most used character for the positions and the result was that the average name is 6 characters long and is "Saaeee". Of course this is not a real name but it shows us that players like to start their names with a big "S" followed by the vowels "a" 0r "e" in some positions. With this methodology the most "uncommon" name is the 16 characters long "8QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ", showing that names rarely begin with numbers and are unlikely to contain a capital "Q".

If we ignore the case most average name is still "saaeee" but the most uncommon one transforms into "868qqqqqqqqqqqqq".

At the moment these are over all names. The following table shows these averages just for the names with exactly the given length.

len count average average (low) not-average not-average (low)
3 3152 1e5 mUM 1ei h2m
4 35917 _oa_ soa_ UUUU 8686
5 90554 Saae_ saae_ 8QQQQ 8688j
6 204693 Saaie_ saaae_ 8QQQQF 8568qj
7 304730 Sanaie_ sanaie_ 8QQQQQQ 8888qqj
8 354992 Sanaaaee sanaaaee 8QQQQQQQ 8568qqqq
9 347220 Saneeaaee saneeaaee 8Q8QQQQQQ 85868qqqq
10 320424 Saneeaaaee saneeaaaee 9Q66QQQQQQ 966668qqqq
11 271994 Saaeeeaaaee saaeeeaaaee 7Q868QQQQQQ 7686888qqqq
12 236612 Saaeeeaaeaee saaeeeaaeaee 9QQ86QQQQQQQ 95986888qqqq
13 174282 Saaeeeaeeeiee saaeeeaeeeiee 9Q6687QQXQQQQ 986687888qqqq
14 136544 Saeeeeeeeeeiee saeeeeaeeeeiee 9Q9788QXQXQQqQ 9597887888qqqq
15 125986 Saeeeeeeeeeeiee saeeeeaeeeeeiee 8Q59857QXQZQQQQ 885985788qqqqqq
16 71753 Taeeeeeeeeeeeiee saeeeeaeeeeeeiee 8QQQQXXQQQQZQQQQ 858688888888qqqq

There is no real conclusion to this post. I just wanted to share this as a fun side-note. Have a nice day!